annnnd in breaking (surprising) news, I am not ready. Nor are most of the population, if lunchroom convos are anything to go by. However I have empathy for one woman (must follow on Twitter)
The truth of the matter
‘Twas a few days before Christmas & one child was sick/ The other, stir crazy, was being a dick. The carpet was peppered with patches of spew/ There was a feckload of Christmas shopping to do (@CherylBernstein on Twitter)
Simple, yet brilliant.
Christmas is a bit like Hide and Seek.
Coming, ready – or not!
I want to press snooze on that alarm. Si has given me man flu! That’s twice this year. Not cool.