I am trying to compile Terms of Trade for the business as a whole and I’ve realised two or maybe three things.

1. Parent was right – I should have been a lawyer.

2. Then-boyfriend was also right – just because I like to argue doesn’t mean I’m any good at this stuff.

3. I freaking hate this legal shit. What if I miss something out?

4. I’m not paid enough for this crap.

5. Maths maybe isn’t my strong point. Good thing I only analyse the numbers, right? Right?